Global Flood (Even More Kentucky)

I think the only thing we learned about the Great Flood was that it was terrifying. But we met Noah:



And then watched a digital animation of what a global flood caused by God's smiting would have looked like on four combined TV screens:



This film had excellent reviews by our native Ohioan friends:



Some non-believers didn't make it on the ark:


They were probably members of the ACLU.