Keeping It Brief in West Virginia

So on our way to the great state of Ohio, one has to pass through a sliver of West Virginia, that which is WILD and WONDERFUL. It looked exactly like west Pennsylvania and east Ohio:



However, we came away with important knowledge: Jesus Christ was born in WV, contrary to popular Bible teachings. WONDERFUL! We clearly saw a sign for Bethlehem:


The entire WV visit was a disappointing 11 minutes. I didn't even see Jesus. And I missed the WILD too.