Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Thinking Progressively is Straying From God (More Petersburg)

A third lesson Web and I learned from the Creation Museum is that our progressive thinking with most likely land us a front seat in Hell. Progressive thinking is inherently straying from God's word.

Man also at one point decided Pluto was a planet. We are doomed! Whatever.

If you are planning on making it to the pearly gates, you are especially screwed if you work for, are a member of, or support the ACLU. God HATES the ACLU. Civil liberties are for Satan worshippers:

Evils of plots devised by the Devil himself and promoted widely by the left that are taking away all morality include (but are by no means limited to):

Stem Cell Research


Oh, and did I mention God HATES the ACLU?

Ladies & Gents, cancel your ACLU membership now before it's too late.

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