Thinking Progressively is Straying From God (More Petersburg)

A third lesson Web and I learned from the Creation Museum is that our progressive thinking with most likely land us a front seat in Hell. Progressive thinking is inherently straying from God's word.

Man also at one point decided Pluto was a planet. We are doomed! Whatever.

If you are planning on making it to the pearly gates, you are especially screwed if you work for, are a member of, or support the ACLU. God HATES the ACLU. Civil liberties are for Satan worshippers:



Evils of plots devised by the Devil himself and promoted widely by the left that are taking away all morality include (but are by no means limited to):

Abortions

Stem Cell Research

Cannabis
Homosexuality
Porn

Oh, and did I mention God HATES the ACLU?

Ladies & Gents, cancel your ACLU membership now before it's too late.

God's Wonderful Creations, Most of Them in Kentucky

The Creation Museum also taught us about the beauty of all god's creatures and man's bizarre animal breeding practices. And what better way to learn this than through a petting zoo?

In the Creation Museum's petting zoo one could find an assortment of animals. Some of the usual types included a small cow, a pig, peacocks, rabbits, goats, and chickens that you can feed. Web is afraid of chicken's, so going into the coop wasn't his favorite part of the zoo.

God particularly enjoys animals that chew funny, like the camel and llama alpaca:

*Note: BABY LLAMA in the background!!! He was only 12 days old and was referred to looking like a "bar stool" by the guide.*

God also likes when man breeds hybrids, such as donkey-zebras and horse-zebras:


I wonder if God loves me more because I am a hybrid creature...? After all "God loves variety."

Oh yes, and God also loves chameleons. They are his tree ninjas.

Ohio Detour?

So my friend Nicole from MaryPIRG originates from Cincinnati, OH. She lives near the Creation Museum. I am thinking it may be worth it to get up earlier to get to Chicago to go to the Creation Museum for $22 and sleep in a house instead of paying $20 camping. Eh?