Global Flood (Even More Kentucky)

I think the only thing we learned about the Great Flood was that it was terrifying. But we met Noah:



And then watched a digital animation of what a global flood caused by God's smiting would have looked like on four combined TV screens:



This film had excellent reviews by our native Ohioan friends:



Some non-believers didn't make it on the ark:


They were probably members of the ACLU.

Thinking Progressively is Straying From God (More Petersburg)

A third lesson Web and I learned from the Creation Museum is that our progressive thinking with most likely land us a front seat in Hell. Progressive thinking is inherently straying from God's word.

Man also at one point decided Pluto was a planet. We are doomed! Whatever.

If you are planning on making it to the pearly gates, you are especially screwed if you work for, are a member of, or support the ACLU. God HATES the ACLU. Civil liberties are for Satan worshippers:



Evils of plots devised by the Devil himself and promoted widely by the left that are taking away all morality include (but are by no means limited to):

Abortions

Stem Cell Research

Cannabis
Homosexuality
Porn

Oh, and did I mention God HATES the ACLU?

Ladies & Gents, cancel your ACLU membership now before it's too late.