Showing posts with label sin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sin. Show all posts

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Meet Wendover Willy

The only real night driving this trip has been into Nevada, the Silver State.


Nevada is a peculiar state, where liquor can be sold 24 hours a day, where prostitution is legal, and where everything building has a slot machine. So naturally, the first things you see when entering Nevada are liquor stores, adult shops and cabarets, and casinos, casinos, casinos. If you have a gambling problem, do yourself a favor and don't travel to Nevada. If you like to impose a set of conservative morals on others you also should pray for Nevada and its people.



And this is Wendover Willy to welcome you to the first westbound gambling stop in Nevada. "Wendover" sounds too much like "bend over" for me to trust Willy much less the persons governing this city.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Thinking Progressively is Straying From God (More Petersburg)


A third lesson Web and I learned from the Creation Museum is that our progressive thinking with most likely land us a front seat in Hell. Progressive thinking is inherently straying from God's word.

Man also at one point decided Pluto was a planet. We are doomed! Whatever.

If you are planning on making it to the pearly gates, you are especially screwed if you work for, are a member of, or support the ACLU. God HATES the ACLU. Civil liberties are for Satan worshippers:



Evils of plots devised by the Devil himself and promoted widely by the left that are taking away all morality include (but are by no means limited to):

Abortions
Stem Cell Research

Cannabis
Homosexuality
Porn

Oh, and did I mention God HATES the ACLU?

Ladies & Gents, cancel your ACLU membership now before it's too late.